Science is coming.
This is how I imagine Steve and Sam in 10 years
THIS IS A SOPHISTICATED SHOW
Nine Wonderful Words About Words
Denominalisation…a sesquipedalian’s word for “verbing.”
If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets
Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit. I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in your life and the photo looks gross.
That doesn’t mean the sunset isn’t breathtaking, it just means the camera can’t contain it’s beauty.
You are a gorgeous motherfucking sunset never forget that
sometimes u might feel u look like:
and sometimes u might feel you look like this:
but just remember in both cases you’re still a masterpiece
theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
seriously guys, listen to this
this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure
Things that come to my mind when I hear this:
- Composers breakdancing
i either get a 90 on a test or a 34 there is no in between
the trinity of confused medical professionals
FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER
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