sometimes u might feel u look like:
and sometimes u might feel you look like this:
but just remember in both cases you’re still a masterpiece
theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
seriously guys, listen to this
this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure
Things that come to my mind when I hear this:
- Composers breakdancing
i either get a 90 on a test or a 34 there is no in between
the trinity of confused medical professionals
FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
what if nasa invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles
THEY’RE ONTO US
Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone
I hope that this year you find someone who likes the same weird shit you do and that you two make out to arctic monkeys and eat pizza
I’ve finally found the REAL Season 3. Farewell Mofftiss, we don’t need you anymore.
Oh my god. Everybody watch this now.
FUCKING SPOT ON PERFECT DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND FUCKING WATCH THIS RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND
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